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Brilliant Song on Indian Intelligent Way of Controlling Sexuality…thru taunts and scare..

Brilliant Song on Indian Intelligent Way of Controlling Sexuality…thru taunts and scare..Simple Small Effective Statements and acting thru multiple angles – Control Women , Continue Patriarchy , Aunties and Uncles as Guardians Of Patriarchy , Scare and fear of results , Giving Bad name…

Comments please…

Shuddh Desi Romance

Dhoop mein nahayega toh dhoop lag jaayegi  (If you take bath in sun, you’ll get tanned,Obsession of Indian Society to Fairness crucial to getting married for girls)
Baatein yun banayega toh baat badh jaayegi( If you talk to much to boys or anything, girls will go out of control and may also fall in love , Any love marriages are not approved in India)
Ladki ghumayega toh lat lag jaayegi ( If you go out with a girl you will get the habit of dating , again not approved in India )

Chhori lipstick lagayegi toh bhoot ban jaayegi (If the girl puts on lipstick, she’ll look like a ghost – Chori-Unmarried girls Dont put lipstick it is western and also sexually provocative – Before marriage not allowed , but after marriage mandatory 😉 )
Sandalein chadhayegi toh oont ban jaayegi ( Girls should not be taller then men  and also you will look big and marrying after being adult is a problem , marry ASAP dont look older)
Phailti hai yahaan wahaan chhoot lag jaayegi (Spreading your Horizion here and there is bad sign , believe will not accept you , or you may even get raped and be untouchable finally)

Ho khidki dareeche se
Dabe paaon neeche se
Jhoote samaajon mein
Jhoote riwaajon mein
Liye hi jaaye koi chance

(Above:From some windows,
from under cover, in hiding,
in the false societies
and in false customs,
some keep taking their chances..)

Shuddh desi desi desi romance
Kameene haay re
Haay re crazy crazy vazy romance
Sharam naa aaye re

(Above : Pure countryside, Indian romance..
These kamine : mean and one who falls to any depth to get his things done type people!
Yeah, crazy-crazy romance..
They’re shameless..)

Hmmm… Galiyon mein phire
Kyun dikhe dukaanon-vukaanon mein
Ye mui belakhni
Haaye re mui belakhni

(Above : She wanders in streets,
Why is she seen in shops etc.,She goes out of Home, Women are supposed to be at Home all times
this damned adulteress,
this damned damned adulteress..

[Belakhni and belakhna would literally mean one who doesn’t have the ‘good character’ as per the societal norms.

Belakhni – Alokhi(Bangla) – Alakshmi [ksh – is called kha in , beLakhsmi , Alakshmi) – Social norm following and bringing dowry “”Good Girls”” are called Lakshmi In India . Alakshmi is the Opposite and Bad Sister of Lakshmi as per Mythology ]

belakhni would be the word for the girl and belakhna would be the word for the boy. The tone of belakhna/belakhni is casual, though the meaning is more or less an adulterer here.]

Haay re haay, collar toh bade
Yun chadhe giraaye, giraaye chale
Muaa belakhna
Haaye re muaa belakhna

(Above : see, collars are kept high,
and he walks while moving them down..
damned adulterer..
this damned damned adulterer..

Dar na dikhaoge toh par lag jaayenge
Armaan sulao ji, nahi toh jag jaayenge
Galiyon mein aashiqon ke jhund lag jaayenge

(If you don’t show them the fear, they’ll grow wings,
Make their wishes sleep, or else they’ll wake up..
There will be herds of lovers in streets..
[i.e. the common feeling of the society is that if you don’t keep your young boys and girls in control, all of them will be falling in love.Falling in love is sin – unholy act])

Abhi kachche aam hai ji, ye toh pak jaayenge
Badon chhupaya hai jo ye toh chakh jaayenge
Bade boodhe bade bade bol bol thak jaayenge

(As of now they are raw mangoes, they’ll be ripened
They’ll taste what the elders have hidden from them , Oxymoron: but they should be married early too oxymoron
The elders and old ones will be tired telling them..)

Ho khidki dareeche se
Dabe paaon neeche se
Jhoote samaajon mein
Jhoote riwaajon mein
Liye hi jaaye koi chance

Shuddh desi desi desi romance
Kameene haaye re
Haay re crazy crazy vazy romance
Sharam naa aaye re ….

I love this song , Nice depiction of  our society in simple lyrics or rather complex lyrics

Feel like adding one more Modern Line (Nonsense to control womens good health , ratehr give bad health), and educated science and biology students buy it ……

Weights Uthayegi to Dole Ban Jayenge … ( If you lift weight , you will bulk up) …Another Pure Unadulterated BS…..Aur/And Even a Woman wants to bulk up , its her choice..


September 22, 2013 Posted by | culture, current issues, daughter sons, Double standards, fakeindianbbahu, family, feminism, fiction, freedom, gender, happiness, Indian women, intolerance, jeans, love, marriage, modern outlook, poems, society, Stereotypes, strength, superstition, Tradition, work | , , , | 2 Comments

How to check Pure Silk Purity…

Hi Folks ,

Yesterday I went to Chickpet , Bangalore for Pure silk Saree…

I went to all big to small shops with Silk mark…

My experience was horrible for Kanjeevaram Pure Silk…

I was astonished to see that non of the shops had traditional Kanjeevaram…All had new designer sarees…..

When I started having a look at Kanjeevaram Sarees at any shop they showed in art silk/ashna silk…and called it 100% pure silk….When I asked them to do the litmus test that is take a thread from warp and weft and burn it to see it is pure silk or not … all the sarees failed fully or partially either weft was not real silk or warp was not real silk and all the shops serially I went thru and they apologized or before the test itself said sorry that will be mixed silk…Some didnt allow the test and said all the shops sell same things …(that is true) and hence ours is pure silk ……..

I was shocked…

Except for Rs 6000 and above they gave pure silk… that too some of them were again mixed or fake…

I remember 6 yrs back when I didnt know how to figure out pure silk..which I know by now …(Thanks to Silk Board Info to customers…)..They didnt cheat except for Cauvery(Mysore) Emporium…They gave me art silk…Goons.. They used different names like resham,art silk,ashna,simple silk, or they say it is starched and will become soft in sometime…to confuse customers..They also swear for the purity..They misuse their license of SILKMARK…BEWARE….

OK so I got 2 sarees…he checked them , but i felt them rough..or not smooth..it had a nylon – plastiky feel while touching…

I took them home , then I remembered I forgot to check the warp … and the warp was some cheap nylon mix..and I felt the saree horrible , I felt cheated for my 6000 bucks… I went back today and I showed him and he apologised and changed , Now I bought another pure silk saree not Kanjeevaram and I am happy with my pure silk…

BEWARE… KANJEEVARAM Lots of mixed OR fake silk is in circulation even in authentic places…Modern Textile engineers have created so many new fake varieties that until we do the litmus test …. we can be easily DUPED…

How to check pure silk….


Take a few threads from the warp and weft and burn them from their ends. When the thread stops burning, a very tiny ash ball might be left behind.Rub the ball in-between your fingers and smell the powdered ash. If it is pure silk, it will smell like burnt hair. Silk, wool, leather and hair all burn alike and form an ash ball. In case of artificial silk, the fibers will flare and burn out quickly there will be neither ash ball nor smell like burnt hair. This silk fabric test is sure to help you while buying silk fabric.

February 22, 2011 Posted by | culture, feminism, Indian women, silk, silk saree, Tradition | , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Basant Panchami / Saraswati Puja 2011

So Today 8th Feb 2011 is the Basant Panchami and Saraswati Puja.
Being from North Of India and being attached to Bengal later , I celebrate both.
I specially Bought A Silk Saree for this Occasion .That red Border Garad Silk with a yellowish creamis hue .
So in North it is celebrated with wearing yellow/ orange dress…
And Bengal it is worshipping Goddess Saraswati , So here is the pic of the Saree that I bought…
🙂 , this is a very common and famous combo in Bengal , Red border on white/cream Saree…

Leaving you with Saraswati vandana in sanskrit…Videos
(hindi , Bengali)

Ya Kundendu Tushaara Haara Dhavalaa

Ya Shubhra Vastraavrita

Ya Veena Vara Danda Manditakara

Ya Shveta Padmaasana

Ya Brahma Achyutaha Shankara Prabrithibhih

Devai Sadaa Poojitha

Saa Maam Paatu Sarasvathi Bhagavati

Nishyesha Jyaadyaapaha

( Oh Goddess Sarasvathi, who is fair as a jasmine flower, the moon or a snow flake, who is dressed in white and whose hands are adorned by veena, who is seated in a white lotus, to whom Brahma, Vishnu and Maheshwara pray, please protect us )

February 8, 2011 Posted by | family, feminism, happiness, Home Decor, Images, Indian women | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

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