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A Sensitive and Logical Young Indian Female's Blog

Dil Toot jayega tumhara


Kanpatti ….

When ur friend calls you to figure out how to know who viewed your pic..

Height of impatience. As if madness for likes was not enough.

First neither whatsapp nor facebook allows this feature.

Infact Orkut failed exactly due to this issue.

People giving into cheap youtube videos and cheap softwares..Lol ..specially those apps tell u to like their app then only login works.

some softwares just randomly gives out people from your contact list or random facebook ids which u must have visited ..

Laloo making is on :-D…

Woh to friend to samaj gaya/gayi.. baaki ka kya … one friend called me saying yaar yeh doodhwala mera profile kyu dekhta hai itna… bechara doodhwala.. koi galti nahi , phir bhi pit jayega kisi din…

Sorry peeps.. spoilt your Valentine ki umange.. 😉

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February 13, 2018 Posted by | Indian women | Leave a comment

Electronics misbehave in my presence..


Do u think I have strange influence or pyschic powers.. ??? When I am touching laptop , my mobile- it malfunctions, I sell my mobile every 8 months, and while doin that I figured out the monetary benefits 😍😎.Moment, Husband attends to it, it works fine. In my first job I went crazy, I worked like mads..all units in the exchange didn’t work, unknown issues. Seniors.., after when I went ,they worked on it , without any intervention things used to work and they said it was an ok stuff already 😫, I had to do so many tries to fix the electronic .😒 I change my mobile very fast, it just malfunctions.. , infact my Manager commented on me. How to you manage to bring wierd issues in the system.. 😡… Specifically when stressed ,things don’t work more.. I’m stressed out and since morning I’m trying simple print to PDF.. and finally now I’m able to do.. 4hrs..4 hrs.. oh god..to do a print to PDF.. wifi packet drops, laptop slow, system blue screen, print function giving unknown errors, then restart computer..no restart … It opened as it is.. as if no restart…wtf… hang PC.. word crashed.. what else.. and I have to give my exam…

I get strange dreams , so vivid, and things happen to be true, strange past stuff, all strangely connected..

I blabber places of names, I don’t know.it happens to be accurate for the other person.And I’m so horrible in geography..

I talk about someone and that person I see next day or receive some msg next day..

There is a place which represents my dreams
Yesterday I figured out ,There is again one more place of which BS matches my name exactly and it explains my dreams more..

Again one more place that matches one more name…
That persons mom’s name matches to my dreams..

The place I got dream of is exactly opposite on the other coast of the dreams place.. exact same latitude
One more place similarly on same longitude

At one even I have a feeling how the place in upper floor will look like.😐

I even feel many other things about many people, they don’t tell but some how get a feeling on who they are talking about.
Let me be Sometimes it’s wrong also..but not totally..

Most eeriest of all is.
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I was in US some years back in hotel studio.. while sleeping my hands were by itself in vertical position, infact I woke up multiple times in that short stay of 8 days (we shifted to another place after that and it stopped),infact I woke up because my left arm was tired being in vertical position for no reason, and the most eeriest part … The lamp in the room switched on automatically every nice despite of me offing it..once I thought some loose connection or something… Then I took care to switch it off every night and every night the phenomenon repeated, and I called my husband also from other room where kids were sleeping.. my hand was up and next to the lamp and lamp on.. and I asked the hotel staff if it’s some.motion sensor etc.. nothing, plain nothing.. finally I removed the lamp wire and slept but my arms went to vertical position every single night.This was severe case of electronics malfunction.And I have never ever faced arms vertical while sleeping.. apart from this time.

Finally….Bullshit…

I will go mad.

Don’t know if its a good thing or bad thing..

I can’t exhaust myself in it.

But it’s automatically coming to me. Just trying to lie low.

Disclaimer: I am from technical background, Arya samaji household, and I even have doubts on existence of God.
I think it’s Stephen Hawkings ki Maya… Multiple Parallel universe and time and dimensions… Plz … I want to be out of it..

February 9, 2018 Posted by | Indian women | Leave a comment

The Cloth Dryer In India


Since I stay in a place where it rains often , Not only that I am absolute averse to drying cloths ,that too with 2 kids onw of which is a baby, Me and my spouse both hate this job…So the logical end was dryer… I got IFB Maxidryer 550…it works like a charm, Crease free and soft towels and cloths without dust from my next door untarred road..No allergies and ready to wear in 45-50 minutes, with jeans it is 60 – 90 mins… I used to pay maid some bucks for that job , now no stuff like that , Yes she folds them else they will go iron person , neat and clean cupboard too…. If u have doubts or no place to dry , go for this…. 5 stars… No cost apart from 0.7 to 1.2 unit. but u get lots of time : see how much time hanging and removing clothes and allergy medications cost… Even no Kabutar(Pigeon) potty on my cloths… This Dryer sits simply on top of Dishwasher…Yeah I know u want post on Dishwasher too..Yes it will come in detail with many handy tips and info and how to make it useful for Indian Style…

April 24, 2014 Posted by | current issues, Indian women, society | 5 Comments

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