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Brilliant Song on Indian Intelligent Way of Controlling Sexuality…thru taunts and scare..


Brilliant Song on Indian Intelligent Way of Controlling Sexuality…thru taunts and scare..Simple Small Effective Statements and acting thru multiple angles – Control Women , Continue Patriarchy , Aunties and Uncles as Guardians Of Patriarchy , Scare and fear of results , Giving Bad name…

Comments please…

Shuddh Desi Romance

Dhoop mein nahayega toh dhoop lag jaayegi  (If you take bath in sun, you’ll get tanned,Obsession of Indian Society to Fairness crucial to getting married for girls)
Baatein yun banayega toh baat badh jaayegi( If you talk to much to boys or anything, girls will go out of control and may also fall in love , Any love marriages are not approved in India)
Ladki ghumayega toh lat lag jaayegi ( If you go out with a girl you will get the habit of dating , again not approved in India )

Oho
Chhori lipstick lagayegi toh bhoot ban jaayegi (If the girl puts on lipstick, she’ll look like a ghost – Chori-Unmarried girls Dont put lipstick it is western and also sexually provocative – Before marriage not allowed , but after marriage mandatory 😉 )
Sandalein chadhayegi toh oont ban jaayegi ( Girls should not be taller then men  and also you will look big and marrying after being adult is a problem , marry ASAP dont look older)
Phailti hai yahaan wahaan chhoot lag jaayegi (Spreading your Horizion here and there is bad sign , believe will not accept you , or you may even get raped and be untouchable finally)

Ho khidki dareeche se
Dabe paaon neeche se
Jhoote samaajon mein
Jhoote riwaajon mein
Liye hi jaaye koi chance

(Above:From some windows,
from under cover, in hiding,
in the false societies
and in false customs,
some keep taking their chances..)

Shuddh desi desi desi romance
Kameene haay re
Haay re crazy crazy vazy romance
Sharam naa aaye re

(Above : Pure countryside, Indian romance..
These kamine : mean and one who falls to any depth to get his things done type people!
Yeah, crazy-crazy romance..
They’re shameless..)

Hmmm… Galiyon mein phire
Kyun dikhe dukaanon-vukaanon mein
Ye mui belakhni
Haaye re mui belakhni

(Above : She wanders in streets,
Why is she seen in shops etc.,She goes out of Home, Women are supposed to be at Home all times
this damned adulteress,
this damned damned adulteress..

[Belakhni and belakhna would literally mean one who doesn’t have the ‘good character’ as per the societal norms.

Belakhni – Alokhi(Bangla) – Alakshmi [ksh – is called kha in , beLakhsmi , Alakshmi) – Social norm following and bringing dowry “”Good Girls”” are called Lakshmi In India . Alakshmi is the Opposite and Bad Sister of Lakshmi as per Mythology ]

belakhni would be the word for the girl and belakhna would be the word for the boy. The tone of belakhna/belakhni is casual, though the meaning is more or less an adulterer here.]

Haay re haay, collar toh bade
Yun chadhe giraaye, giraaye chale
Muaa belakhna
Haaye re muaa belakhna

(Above : see, collars are kept high,
and he walks while moving them down..
damned adulterer..
this damned damned adulterer..
hmmmm…)

Dar na dikhaoge toh par lag jaayenge
Armaan sulao ji, nahi toh jag jaayenge
Galiyon mein aashiqon ke jhund lag jaayenge

(If you don’t show them the fear, they’ll grow wings,
Make their wishes sleep, or else they’ll wake up..
There will be herds of lovers in streets..
[i.e. the common feeling of the society is that if you don’t keep your young boys and girls in control, all of them will be falling in love.Falling in love is sin – unholy act])

Abhi kachche aam hai ji, ye toh pak jaayenge
Badon chhupaya hai jo ye toh chakh jaayenge
Bade boodhe bade bade bol bol thak jaayenge

(As of now they are raw mangoes, they’ll be ripened
They’ll taste what the elders have hidden from them , Oxymoron: but they should be married early too oxymoron
The elders and old ones will be tired telling them..)

Ho khidki dareeche se
Dabe paaon neeche se
Jhoote samaajon mein
Jhoote riwaajon mein
Liye hi jaaye koi chance

Shuddh desi desi desi romance
Kameene haaye re
Haay re crazy crazy vazy romance
Sharam naa aaye re ….

I love this song , Nice depiction of  our society in simple lyrics or rather complex lyrics

Feel like adding one more Modern Line (Nonsense to control womens good health , ratehr give bad health), and educated science and biology students buy it ……

Weights Uthayegi to Dole Ban Jayenge … ( If you lift weight , you will bulk up) …Another Pure Unadulterated BS…..Aur/And Even a Woman wants to bulk up , its her choice..

September 22, 2013 Posted by | culture, current issues, daughter sons, Double standards, fakeindianbbahu, family, feminism, fiction, freedom, gender, happiness, Indian women, intolerance, jeans, love, marriage, modern outlook, poems, society, Stereotypes, strength, superstition, Tradition, work | , , , | 2 Comments

Stupid Interview Questions….


I guess there is not a single Hi-Tech employee, who hasn’t had the annoying experience of being interviewed by someone suffering from severe “asking disability”…In the majority of cases such an interview is made out of a bunch of annoying “logical” riddles, that have no relation whatsoever with the actual work to be done.

Next comes the Managerial Question . I was wondering why people ask some questions…Like when I was in my college ..A girl was asked ..Where would you see yourself in next 5 yrs…She answered ..In your seat..The Interviewer got angry..said ” It took me 20 yrs to reach here..”..Probably the girl was right ..His Question shows how the interview took 20 yrs to reach that stage…he he he…

Read this …

Where do you see yourself in five years?

If you were an animal/a can of soup/some other random object, which one would you be?

What are your weaknesses?

What in particular interested you about our company?

What would your past managers say about you?

and how you can answer them …

http://www.businessweek.com/careers/content/sep2005/ca20050921_1099_ca009.htm

Comeon Buck Up interviewers ..get some nice real questions….
Interview is a 2 way process where you inform on your skills and get info on their offering..If it happens one way…then …gone…

March 2, 2011 Posted by | business ideas, child rights, crazy area, freedom, glass ceiling, Indian women, interview, jokes fun, justice, modern outlook, politics, society, Stereotypes, strength, work, working women | 2 Comments

Thief Movie


I visited a blog of my blogger friend Kamal Mahtani : @ http://kamalji.sulekha.com/blog/post/2010/10/dad-s-shradh.htm …..
He was having a humour filled blog of his Dad’s Shradh…

That made me remember this beautiful movie..watch it..

This movie will leave you smiling…. check out the blog to these movie at the end …A message from the movie maker…

This film has been shot in the fascinating potters town (Kumbharwada) of Dharavi, Mumbai. Dharavi is the largest slum area in India. It has over a million people living in an area of 0.67 square miles.

Although this is a comedy film about the misadventures of Jholu the ragpicker, the idea is to get people thinking and talking on some important issues.

Overpopulation, poverty and rapid increase in food prices thats inflation, are some of the biggest challenges facing India. What will be the impact on society, if a large number of people cannot afford a decent healthy meal? How will the people who have to go hungry react?

Follow the adventures of Jholu in the 2nd part of the film

Dharavi is an amazing place. Besides the potters there are many small industries that exist which export goods around the world. The total turnover from Dharavi is estimated to be between 500 million USD and 650 million USD per year. This film was shot during ‘Deepavali’ – the festival of lights. That is why in many shots you will see lamps being made from the earth.

Speaking of which, if you look at the bigger picture our Earth has limited resources but our population is growing alarmingly. More people means more consumption. As an added pressure corporate organizations hungry for profits fuel the desire leading to over-consumption.

How much do we want and how much do we need? What is the antidote for greed? Find out a possible solution in the final part of Jholu’s story

 

Thief 3 from Nitin Das on Vimeo.


End Note: In our world there are millions of men, women and children who go to sleep hungry. If we hope to build a better future for our society, then someone will have to address this problem. Most people think it’s a job for the govt. or perhaps someone higher up.

Thankfully there are a few people like Jholu, who understand the secret of sharing. People who know that collecting friends is more important than collecting wealth.

The idea of this film is not to promote charity but the belief that each one of us has the gift of making this world a better place. Some work on it. Some don’t.

Ask yourself a simple question – When was the last time you brought a smile to someone’s face?

Credits:
Film by: Nitin Das [www.filmkaar.com]
Production: Zaffar, Dev, Mitul, Vinay, Prakash
Cast: Vignesh, Alok, Surrendar, Vijendar, Dharmendar, Asif, Prakash
Music: Mangesh Dhakde, Sound Design: Vinit D’souza

Here’s the link: http://www.elfproject.org/films/thief
(short link: http://bit.ly/elf_thief)

October 8, 2010 Posted by | child rights, current issues, happiness, society, strength | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

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